Technology sucks!

Today was a day, it seems, for fixing all the things that are busted in my life. My PC went to the shop for repairs and an upgrade in memory. I was shocked to find out that all this while it's been running on only 248 MB of RAM! No wonder it's started to make a noise like a car filled with petrol when it actually runs on diesel. Then my Internet connection has been acting weird all day, so that involved calling up the broadband company and asking for their help. Finally, my private phone line, which has been out of order for A YEAR, got repaired today.

Somehow this all seems like the outward manifestation of the illness I've been going through - the insult to my body mirrored by the complete breakdown of all my technological extensions. Frustration! Flummoxed! Billions of blistering barnacles! Will I be whole tomorrow in body and machine, or will I be forced to endure another day of penury and silence?